"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed
i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
what the hell is going on
imagine how is touch the suck
imagine how is suck the sky
does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe
I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that
do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts
when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read
What makes it even sadder is the fact that there is not even one exclamation mark in there